February 2011
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An idealized version of myself but IDGAF. 
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Oh HELL naw. →
inothernews: afghanibanani: The heinous slaughter of 100 dogs in British Columbia has revealed a “dirty secret” of the dog sled industry, according to CKNW. Following the 2010 Olympic Games, there was a slump in business at Outdoor Adventures Whistler.CBC News reports that an employee was ordered to kill 100 dogs from a pack of 300. The dogs were repeatedly shot and had their throats...
Feb 1st
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These people on Tabatha's Salon Takeover are...
thecolorfulcupcake: They want to have their grand opening 6 months after they’ve been open and one of the owners invited President Obama to the grand opening.  Oh and Arnold Schwarzenegger too.  They also have a mortgage company, travel agency and boutique in the salon. I can’t… Tabatha’s Salon Takeover is THE BEST SHOW ON BRAVO.  Except for when they play Criminal Intent on Sundays....
Feb 1st
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I love listening to JGL on Loveline
‘cause he’s like…arguing with Dr. Drew like JGL knows what’s best.  And I love JGL, but really. Are you a doctor, JGL? I don’t think you are…I think Dr. Drew might know a thing or two more than you.
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
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-dunham: arbitrarily: michelinamarie: The Reasons Why the Oscar Race Is Already Over (SOURCE) Cancel the office pool. Forget the Vegas bookmakers, who still think that a certain Facebook movie is the odds-on favorite. And if you’re looking for a cliffhanger on Sunday, Feb. 27, you may as well watch Big Love on HBO, because there won’t be much suspense over on ABC at the 83rd award...
Jan 31st
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Creativity is flowing on another story.
I might be saved. writer’s block!
Jan 31st
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WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THE READ MORE THING WORK WHEN...
IS THERE A TRICK I DON’T UNDERSTAND???
Jan 31st
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My piece for creative writing is due in less then...
And I think my story idea has put me way in over my head.
Jan 31st
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Is it strange if I find Norman Bates attractive?
Nope.
Jan 31st
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Every time I hear someone say hyenas are ugly I just think of this set of photos and wish I could show it to them.  Source.
Jan 31st
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I'm sleepy and mopey, Tumblr.
All I want is to watch Munch be his closet-case romantic, openly cynical self, but he hardly seems to be on SVU anymore.  I don’t know. I’m having a Second Mrs. De Winter night, where I just feel young and confused and anxious to be grown up.
Jan 31st
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Why, yes.
I am having brownies for dinner.
Jan 31st
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HE TALKED ABOUT HIS CATS AGAIN
emilyisobsessed: Interview: “I was all set to talk to you about how you’d never met Mark Zuckerberg but you met him last night on SNL!” Jesse: “You can ask me about my cats. I have a lot of cats. I’m a foster father for cats.” Interviewer: “So had you really not met Mark Zuckerberg before last night?” Jesse: “Oh, you still want to talk about that? Okay,” If Jesse Eisenberg is honestly...
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Jan 30th
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The Jordanator: Things you didn't know about PETA →
thejordanator: 1) According to American government documents, PETA employees have killed more than 19,200 dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens since 1998. This behavior continues despite PETA’s moralizing about the “unethical” treatment of animals by farmers, scientists, restaurant owners, circuses, hunters,… Fun Fact of the Day: PETA is a piece of shit.  They’re great at getting info,...
Jan 30th
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Facebook now supports GIFs.
kill-all-idiots: this is awesome. click here for details.
Jan 30th
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How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
kodywrestlesbears: mszrachelle: timmmypang: LMFAO  I’ve been driving for almost two years, and I’m still like this at times, lol Actually my first time driving was similar to this, internally anyway. But I have a good reason!  My dad decided the best vehicle for me to learn to drive with was his HUGE, rickety, old van. He took me to an abandoned parking lot and then gave me the...
Jan 30th
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Everytime I start watching an episode of SVU and...
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It's official.
Child-Abigail Breslin has the most effectively heart-wrenching crying face. 
Jan 30th
Pine nuts.
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