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callmecap

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I’m from Asgard, what type of facts are those?

cleolinda:

@cleolinda: That moment you realize you’re alone in the house, cursing out the channel listings. “HOW WE GOT 2000 CHANNELS AND WE AIN’T GOT THOR?”

@cleolinda: “WHOLE DAMN INTERNET WANT ME TO WATCH THOR AND ALL WE GOT IS SUCKER PUNCH” #DAMN

@cleolinda: “NO I DON’T WANNA PAY $5.99 FOR NO DAMN CHIPMUNKS!!” #unbearablecapslockofbeing

@mjcaligiuri254: I’d think your finger would get thor just from flipping through all those channels

@fullofstars: If you’re having movie problems, I feel bad for you son/You got 99 channels but Thor ain’t on one.

ohaiena:

stebenrogers:

NO
NO NO NO STOP

i like when they feed the fandom
tastefully tho

ohaiena:

stebenrogers:

NO

NO NO NO STOP

i like when they feed the fandom

tastefully tho

lokii-d:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

whoever made this, i love you.

lokii-d:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

whoever made this, i love you.

anochercushion:

chelseamarotta:

Manatee On Wire

i need to see this sequel. 

anochercushion:

chelseamarotta:

Manatee On Wire

i need to see this sequel. 


just on the way to do some octopus stuff

just on the way to do some octopus stuff

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synecdoche:

I still watch (and often enjoy) How I Met Your Mother but sometimes the only way I can deal with the frustrating fact that there are currently 160 episodes is by pretending that the kids got so bored with Ted Mosby’s story that they actually committed suicide around season three. The stress and devastation of the children’s suicide pact caused the Mosby’s marriage to dissolve and Ted lost touch with his friends so the last couple of seasons have transitioned from a funny sitcom to a fucked up drama about Ted slowly losing his mind as he paces around his empty house and retells the same sad stories to the ghosts that haunt him.

synecdoche:

I still watch (and often enjoy) How I Met Your Mother but sometimes the only way I can deal with the frustrating fact that there are currently 160 episodes is by pretending that the kids got so bored with Ted Mosby’s story that they actually committed suicide around season three. The stress and devastation of the children’s suicide pact caused the Mosby’s marriage to dissolve and Ted lost touch with his friends so the last couple of seasons have transitioned from a funny sitcom to a fucked up drama about Ted slowly losing his mind as he paces around his empty house and retells the same sad stories to the ghosts that haunt him.

Pulis FTW!

Pulis FTW!

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infinitesuju:

Lol

I don’t know who 99% of these people are. But I do know that Kim Hyun Joong as Thor is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

infinitesuju:

Lol

I don’t know who 99% of these people are. But I do know that Kim Hyun Joong as Thor is the best thing I’ve ever seen.